dont take your guns to town, son

Joshua (age 7) is a legend in his own mind...Case in point:

Josh: Mom, Im a little shaky. Look, my hand is shaking.
Me: Im sure you are just tired and you just finished eating. You'll be fine.
*About 3 min. pass when I hear him moaning and growling angrily.*
Me: What is it Josh?
Josh: My life is RUINED!
Me: WHAT?!
Josh: Im still shaky.
Me: So?
Josh: Mom, you KNOW Im a pretty amazing guy! How am I supposed to do my feats of strength that Im KNOWN for if I am shaking like a leaf? MY LIFE IS RUINED!!!

My inner M&M...dark chocolate of course!