Jay: More food, less chores!
Ike: Transformers 24/7!
Abby is complaining that there is no one for which she can vote. She "doesnt like either one." I hear ya, babe.
I'd say "may the best man win." But, around here its more like: "may the loser not fuss too terribly long."
This counts as creative writing, theatre (oh, there's been some drama!), concept development, ethics (loosely speaking), government (though, they are both getting dangerously close to "bigger is better"), and cooperation (mostly). School is over, right Mother?!